Well, this dosen't seem to be a very often visited place!

ekrubtap · Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 12:03 pm Post subject:

Dang, forgot this bit....
flumpdoria sez....

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 2:59 pm Post subject:

ekrubtap · Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 12:18 am Post subject:

cavalier · Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 2:30 am Post subject:

Prince_Serendip · Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 2:52 am Post subject:

The following poem was not found in an old Baltimore church:

Introduction

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.....
Deteriorata! Deteriorata!

Go placidly
Amid the noise and waste.
And remember what comfort there may be
In owning a piece thereof.

Avoid quiet and passive persons
Unless you are in need of sleep.

Rotate your tires.

Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself
And heed well their advice,
Even though they be turkeys.

Know what to kiss.....and when!

Consider that two wrongs never make a right
But that THREE.........do.

Wherever possible, put people on hold.

Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer maintenance. (and support)

Chorus

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.

Remember the Pueblo.

Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mutilate.

Know yourself.
If you need help, call the FBI.

Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you.
That lemon on your left, for instance.

Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.

Fall not in love therefore;
It will stick to your face.

Gracefully surrender the things of youth:
The birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan
And let not the sands of time
Get in your lunch.

Hire people with hooks.

For a good time call 606-4311;
Ask for "Ken."

Take heart amid the deepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.

And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot
It could only be worse in Milwaukee.

Chorus

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.

Therefore, make peace with your god
Whatever you conceive it to be---
Hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.

With all its hopes, dreams, promises and urban renewal
The world continues to deteriorate.

GIVE UP!

Reprise

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.

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'Nuff said. LOL

cavalier · Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 4:55 am Post subject:

Was going to do a "Quote" but it's too bloody long.

Yes I am all of these things and more
I am what I am
I am, I said, I am Said I.

Computers are dying,
Long live the hand
For the hand can go where no computer can
To service the needs of every man

Prince_Serendip · Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 5:33 am Post subject:

Hey, cavalier! That's pretty good! (and it has so many hidden puns) Very Happy

Actually, the hand and the brain gave birth to computers--so they could stay connected in a new way.

Cheers! Cool

cavalier · Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 5:50 am Post subject:

ekrubtap · Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 8:05 am Post subject:

cavalier · Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 8:27 am Post subject:

cavalier · Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 9:56 am Post subject:

cavalier · Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 1:57 pm Post subject:

"Pleased to meet you,
hope you guess my name,
but what's puzzling you,
is the nature of my game."

M. Jagger, K.Richards

I prefer my copy of Lucifer, by Bryan Ferry[/img]www.hcrhs.hunterdon.k12.nj.us/ Interact/devil.jpg[img]

BooRad · Sergeant Joined: Feb 13, 2004 Posts: 141 Location: USA

I am truely amazed at the volume of verbage eminating from your CanUKdian orafaces, eh. It must take years of blood, sweat & tears to achieve such levels of regurgitation & defacation. I once had to prep for a colonoscopy and reading your litany somehow reminds me of that 'joyess' experience & all those sudden primal urges to let loose. And, similarly, in the end all that resulted then was an empty feelins & lots of hot air! But, twas quite funny none the less...I must admit. You guys are a gas! And thou doest even harmonize in a silly kind a way too, thou do!

'Strong methane is the essence of life' ... from 1Colon2U3
'But, it is wise to rid oneselves of it before one truely passes...as it doesn't mix well in the presence of flame!' ... from 1Colon2U3,eh

BooRad

SicPreFix · Sergeant Joined: Feb 21, 2004 Posts: 121 Location: Canada

Ah BooRad, you're such a DooRag.

cavalier · Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 2:09 am Post subject:


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