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irelynnmisses
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lol
actually we were engaged for 5 of those years,, i refused to marry him cause he was a meannie to people & i left him for that same reason. Then i decided that is just the way he is,,everyone loves him, and he's good to me so that is what counts.
To give you an idea,, one time i told him he needs sensativity training so he got a little dog named joey,, he called that his sensativity training cause he had to feed him,,, but he is a good guy,, and i ain't worried about him running around looking good,, h'es been known to be mean to women that hit on him.. hee hee
Now, any ideas on how i can convince him it's ok for me to have just one boyfriend? lol
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cavalier
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| irelynnmisses wrote: |
lol
hee hee (I can see a little devilment in there)Now, any ideas on how i can convince him it's ok for me to have just one boyfriend? lol |
Just one boyfriend! your'e easy to please.
Just purchase a copy of the Kama Sutra and tell him"all will be his one day", but you have do do some research on the feasability of the project.
(can that really be done etc)
Tell him that each act will be meaningless and without feelings"you can trust me honey".
Each week discuss the merits of each new experience.
(Unless by "boyfriend" you mean someone who will go shopping with you and pay you compliments then I'm your man, a professional shopper,
expert on Make-up part time designer manufacturer of ladies and Gents wear, expert at massage and Hypnotics, good listener and convincing Liar  
You will need to get past my dreamboat wife first though.
(she'll die laughing when she reads this)
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Blast
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If I were in your shoes (dont you dare pick up on that Blast) |
I couldn't resist
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cavalier
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If I were in your shoes (dont you dare pick up on that Blast) |
I couldn't resist
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I just knew you would do something,
At least she aint got a Sheeps head on this time
Absolutely killing my sides laughing here, it hurts.
If I had a figure like that I'd wear that dress too
Should you not be in the land of Nod at this time.
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Blast
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Yep, just heading that way now. We have daylight saving finishing tonight so thats an extra hour of sleep. Its only 11.55pm here at the moment so its not too late
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cavalier
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| Yep, just heading that way now. We have daylight saving finishing tonight so thats an extra hour of sleep. Its only 11.55pm here at the moment so its not too late |
I guessed an hour later.
Sleep tight with erotic dreams.
Before yer go how about this one then.
It's Saturday again, and I am accident prone on a Saturday.
( Why do they put Hair removal Cream in Tubes to ressemble Toothpaste?)
Suppose I'll lose me tash now.
It's not the 1st time I've done it either, should have learned by now.
Tastes awful 
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Blast
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No, you won't lose your teeth but it sure will get rid of that furry feeling ....
BTW, maybe you should take the hair removal cream out of the toothpaste holder
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cavalier
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No, you won't lose your teeth but it sure will get rid of that furry feeling ....
BTW, maybe you should take the hair removal cream out of the toothpaste holder |
Good morning Blast,
If I remove the Cream my wife will be using toothpaste to do her Bikini line silly
We share the same drawer for Shaving stuff and Toothpaste.
She dont shave much but it sure does feel like sandpaper on yer lips when those hairs start pokin through (on her chin of course) (what else would you be thinking of).
She has just gone out to watch an Elvis show but I've told her he wont be turning up.
I suggested she got me a babysitter saying she is orrf out, say's I can have Barry Humpfries in drag. Thats not nice is it, I said what about a nice young ex Schoolgirl, she said I wouldnt know what to do with oneand in any case they only come out when you're tucked up in bed.
Now that's fighting talk, I shall refuse to break in her Thongs for her, poor girl has to wear new ones on trial all the time, gets most of her clothes that way.
England v France rugby Union on at the moment, looks like France are going to Hammer us.
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Blast
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England v France rugby Union on at the moment, looks like France are going to Hammer us. |
Really, the old post world cup blues aye!! That'll really turn off the pommy supporters, that'll be two losses and no more six nations,
They head down here later this year to get hammered as well
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Jamming
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Actually the promotion was made after I saw your picture The same as I did for lilliebet65, because of her cute self-portrait icon. Its the only perk I get, which is to promote really good looking women.  I need a life, any one got one? |
...and its good to see ya here Jamming, mind you, I'm a bit worried about your comment about promotion after seeing the picture..... mine is of a hand and you promoted me...
hmmm, what shall we take that to mean???
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cavalier
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England v France rugby Union on at the moment, looks like France are going to Hammer us. |
Really, the old post world cup blues aye!! That'll really turn off the pommy supporters, that'll be two losses and no more six nations,
They head down here later this year to get hammered as well
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Yes I do believe they will.
France have just taken the title winning 24-21 it has been a touch and go match but the sparkle has gone from the England team.
The Wale v Italy match was great 44-10 I think it was for wales, they playes more like an Aussie side, electrifying at times. Their coach is a New Zealander and it was his last appearance before going back to NZ it was very emotional they gave him a good send off and he ended up with tears streaming down his face.
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Jamming
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| Jammin Blast, I know know you are not sexist. (creep creep) |
Sexist  I promote everybody equally, except Blast (they made me), I just enjoy promoting the beautiful women icons and pictures more. Now if I only promoted them or promoted them more often then I might be sexist. Appreciating beauty is not Sexist, unless it influences my decisions.
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Blast
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Yeah, Steve Hansen is his name, I played against him in Christchurch NZ (its both our hometown) when we were playing first division in the club scene.
He is going back as assistant coach for the All Blacks under another NZ coach who coaches Wales Graham? Henry
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cavalier
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They made me promote you, I had no choice |
Heard those statements a few times.
"they made me do it" "I didnt have a choice"
I'll remember those for when I get picked up again for Kerb Crawling
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Blast
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Sexist I promote everybody equally, except Blast (they made me), I just enjoy promoting the beautiful women icons and pictures more. Now if I only promoted them or promoted them more often then I might be sexist. Appreciating beauty is not Sexist, unless it influences my decisions. |
Good on ya Jamming, what is it about me that makes you treat me better than everyone else???
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