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Two pints of Lager and a packet of crispies plz!
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 1:30 pm    Post subject: Two pints of Lager and a packet of crispies plz!
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I'll have two pints of lager and a packet of crispies please!
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 5:39 pm    Post subject:
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Thats easy fixed there Cuc2004,


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 5:40 pm    Post subject:
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oh and sorry its not lagar, there is a problem down in the cellar
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 6:22 pm    Post subject:
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Not crisps either Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 6:36 pm    Post subject:
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oh bloody hell....

I'm just the bar tender here, not a bloody chef!!!!

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 6:39 pm    Post subject:
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OK Barkeep, can I have two cans of Guinness and a packet of Minstrels please Laughing
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Here we are madam,


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ROFL Laughing Laughing
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...and here are your minstrals


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 6:51 pm    Post subject:
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Gotta hand it to ya, you're a funny guy Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2004 7:13 am    Post subject:
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Do you happen to have a dancing monkey around?
I kinda need somthin to go with the two pints of guiness, some minstrels and a curry.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 4:16 pm    Post subject:
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Do you happen to have a dancing monkey around?


Someone call me?

Warning: dont eat Chocolate with Beer, the fat in the Chocolate makes the Beer go flat.

Guinness & Curry, who needs Syrup of Figs with that combination Exclamation
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I do! ill eat anything considered "fit for human consumption"
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 4:50 pm    Post subject:
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I do! ill eat anything considered "fit for human consumption"


Yer dont know what they add to them curries do yer now Wink
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dunno dont care as long as its nice to eat. Everything tastes great when you're drunk. thats how kebabs were invented.
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