cavalier buys just 1

cavalier · Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 3:05 pm Post subject: cavalier buys just 1

Just 1 is all you may have, cant stay long my steed awaits.
Metamorphis is under way.

Tried it earlier in "is there any point" but could not fully emerge from my cocoon.

Ive been rumbled in the Jungle where I thought I could not be found.

Seek and you will find.

Enjoy the the largest drink you can handle as it is,
FLOOR-MORE-DOOR.

lilliebet65 · Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 3:46 pm Post subject: Re: cavalier buys just 1

cavalier · Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 4:01 pm Post subject: Re: cavalier buys just 1

Blast · Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 5:33 pm Post subject: Re: cavalier buys just 1

cavalier · Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 6:01 pm Post subject: Re: cavalier buys just 1

Blast · Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 6:25 pm Post subject:

Well XXXX is in the spelling bee
helps the aussies understand, you see
cause spelling caused them great concern
their failure, of course, to go and learn

but beer being their favorite drink
needed recognition in a blink
so XXXX became the industry norm
helped their drinking
but not their form

So spelling and writing has gone by the by
Ask them to spell and they look at the sky
but offer a drink
and with a wry smile, you'll get
"give us a four X and get one down YOUR dial"

cavalier · Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 2:09 am Post subject:

We riders are known to be tough
But find Castlemain dog rough,
For the sake of good freinds
We'll go to no ends,
But refer more salubrious stuff.

Blast · Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 3:09 am Post subject:

salubrious stuff
man, you are tough
or is it a bluff
this salubrious stuff.

salubrious stuff.
I cant get enough
makes the head kinda rough
drinking salubrious stuff.

salubrious stuff.
my shoes get all scuffed
legs like marshmallow fluff,
ending up in the buff

salubrious stuff.
just off the cuff
I've had far more than enough
now I am stuffed

cavalier · Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 12:49 pm Post subject:

When I drink too much said the KIWI
It just makes me want to WEE WEE,
When I said are you faint
He replied no I aint.
But can I hold on to your GEE GEE.

Blast · Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 2:20 pm Post subject:

Hold your horse
Why, of course
but only if you brush 'im

Brush 'im? sweet!
I'm a brushing freak
and I know a good deal when I see one

cavalier · Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 2:44 pm Post subject:

Blast · Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 12:56 am Post subject:

theres no toilet in cavaliers era
now there is a gigantic terror
imagine the pain
a full bladder sustained
continuing drinking in error

cavalier · Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 2:34 am Post subject:

Our boot were made high and wide
Just pull the tops to the side,
To many twas beyond belief
To us twas a method of relief,
No need to shut away and hide.

Our boots were not "made to last"
As worn out ones were sold to Blast,
Upon his stall he did sell
Well used boots with unique smell,
Should you barter pair so cheap
Do not mention 'bout the sheep,
For behind Dolly he will stand
Something untoward be planned,
For boots there be dual purpose yet,
Stops getting trousers wet. Wink

Blast · Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 2:53 am Post subject:

Just as a side note to all this poetic justice....

How long do you wish to carry on with the verse
I am beginning to feel like a wet nurse
all this rhyming and scheming
is causing some dreaming
and I'm not talking bout dollys "shepherd's purse"

cavalier · Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:13 pm Post subject:


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