Another Quiz... what kind of Christian are you?

MrsHoppes · Sergeant Joined: Feb 08, 2004 Posts: 122 Location: USA

http://www.beliefnet.com/section/quiz/i...urveyID=83

TOOO FUNNY!!!

You scored 413, on a scale of 0 to 400. Here's how to interpret your score:
0 - 59
You are a Jesse Ventura Christian (a.k.a. a "Secularist" or non-Christian).

60 - 149
You are a Bishop Spong Christian (a.k.a. "Biblical Revisionist").

150 - 249
You are a Hillary Rodham Clinton Christian (a.k.a. "Left-Leaning Traditionalist").

250 - 329
You are a George Bush Sr. Christian (a.k.a. "Right-Leaning Traditionalist").

330 - 400
You are a Jerry Falwell Christian (a.k.a "Historicist").

Jerry Falwell Christian
(a.k.a. "Historicist" or "Literalist")
You view the Bible as historically accurate and divinely inspired. You go to church every Sunday, with the Good Book in a Bible cover, and Wednesday night for Bible study. You've read at least one of the books in the apocalyptic "Left Behind" series, prefer your iced tea very sweet, and suspect Bill Clinton has murdered somebody somewhere in Arkansas. You watch "Touched by an Angel," even though you think it's not Christian enough. You may watch Mother Angelica's Eternal Word Television Network, and you adore Dr. Laura, Chuck Colson, James Dobson, and Rush Limbaugh. If you're Catholic, you go to Latin Mass and weekly confession, though you don't have much to confess. You think homosexuals are sinful but try periodically to love them. You think the surrounding culture is so polluted that you shop at Christian bookstores, listen only to Christian radio and send your kids to Christian or parochial schools--or homeschool them. You give generously to your church and Christian charities. The Bible provides you not only a direct connection to God but a roadmap for how to lead your life.

My only question is how did they know I like my iced tea sweet?

ekrubtap · Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 5:48 pm Post subject:

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Some of the questions had no answers that I could, in good concience, choose. I noticed the question about JC walking on the H20, and one of the answers stating that he walked on boulders just under the surface. Interestingly, I had just recently read a blog by a woman who traveled to the holy land because she was having religious doubts, ended up living there. Later, a Christian friend came over from the US to visit. The woman was showing the friend around. They arrived at the Sea of Galilee, and had a hard time not bursting out in laughter in the midst of a plethora of pilgrims when they noticed the lake was studded with big boulders just under the surface of the water.

MrsHoppes · Sergeant Joined: Feb 08, 2004 Posts: 122 Location: USA

He walked on water. He also calmed a storm, He healed the sick, rose the dead, made the blind to see, the lame to walk, died for you and me, and rose from the dead.

shamash · Corporal Joined: Mar 21, 2004 Posts: 70 Location: USA

Could not take quiz, far too inaccurate to do so. But don't consider self a christian anyway. Very Happy


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