Wisdom of a 40 year old!

mrrockford · Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 1:37 am Post subject: Wisdom of a 40 year old!

Howdy,

Got this from a friend this morning - my 40th Sad

Great Truths Learned in 40 years of living!

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you cant baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, dont let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, dont hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You cant trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Dont sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
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You cant hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Dont wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you are sad is Grandpas lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1).Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles dont hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Todays mighty oak is just yesterdays nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. Its like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:

1).Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. We need all the preservatives we can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while youre down there.
4) Its frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
5) Time may be a great healer, but its a lousy beautician.
6) Wisdom comes with age, but some times age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1).You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You dont believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh. Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way BUT- never forget to remember the blessings that come each day.

Have one on me folks Wine

phoenix22 · Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 6:57 pm Post subject:

good piece.....thanks

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Actually did a piece a while back..they were our dnld of the week....

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Blast · Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 7:41 pm Post subject:

Happy Birthday, mrrockford, Life is really just about to begin!!!!!


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