Where did those pesky End Times get to now?

ekrubtap

Seems like every other Sunday there's a new bunch of End Timers with the inside track on universal bodily emmancipation. Unfortunately, more than a few end with tragic results. Others often find an embarassing retreat and recasting of the celestial dice is called for. Though the majority of your more laid back Religiosos give you the knowing nod accompanied by the cool "Could be anytime" tip. Then there's your lunatic fringe. And that's all I'll say about them.

So let's go straight to the source for some direct quotes from the Big Guy himself.

God sez;

ekrubtap · Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 1:31 pm Post subject:

The Mark Of The Beast is upon us. It turns out it's Charles, Prince of Wales. Guess this means them ol' end times are upon us again. This is the 89,361,456,937,340,817,463,785,,708,946,254,452,749,768,418,960,405,365,570,352,768,903,104,567th prophesy of the imminent arrival of the end times since Paul (he of the alleged sainthood) first put quill to paper and invented Christianity.

ekrubtap · Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:08 pm Post subject:

A history of failed End Time prophesies.

http://www.sullivan-county.com/nf0/y2k/ccon.htm

ekrubtap · Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 12:05 am Post subject: Number of the beast sites

A few interesting looking number of the beast sites................

The Bible says those who take the 666 Microchip will receive the Wrath of God... http://www.tldm.org/News4/MarkoftheBeast.htm

The number 666 is cool. Made famous by the Book of Revelation (Chapter 13, verse 18, to be exact), it has also been studied extensively by mathematicians because of its many interesting properties. Here is a compendium of mathematical facts about the number 666.
http://users.aol.com/s6sj7gt/mike666.htm

Download and play Iron Maiden "Number of the Beast" midi....
http://www.bun.ru/midi/eng/I/Iron_Maide...iden.shtml

Mondex denies planning to replace money with biochips embedded in people's heads and hands.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/mondex.asp

If you take all the letters in Bill Gates III and then convert it in ASCII code (American standard code for information interchange) and then ADD up all the numbers...you will get 666, which is the number of the beast!!!
http://egomania.nu/gates.html

Hard core Religiosos might want to skip this one ...........Ordo Antichristianus Illuminati Number of the Beast 666 by Joshua Jacob Seraphim (Frater N.O.X.) Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
http://www.ordoantichristianusilluminat...number.htm

Download your own home "number of the beast" generator.......
Check your name, your dog's name, your parner's name. Discover the antichrists around you..........
http://www.mcgees.org/notb.html

Laughing

SicPreFix · Sergeant Joined: Feb 21, 2004 Posts: 121 Location: Canada

"God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom."

Best one yet.

chickengirl · Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 1:53 pm Post subject:

666...6th trump, 6th vial, 6th seal.

Not a "stamp" or a microchip...but in your head, and in your thinking.

2Peter 3:3 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,

2Peter 3:4 And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.

2Peter 3:5 For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water:

2Peter 3:8 But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.

2Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.

hmmmmmm...I'd say this particular prophesy is applicable...

Ekrubtap & SicPreFix say:

MrsHoppes · Sergeant Joined: Feb 08, 2004 Posts: 122 Location: USA

The scripture quoted in the first post was the fall of Jerusalem in 70AD.
As for the times now... We are in the end times.

"Every knee shall bow. Every tongue confess..."
Even yours.

It's coming.

shamash · Corporal Joined: Mar 21, 2004 Posts: 70 Location: USA


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