Religious Humour

ekrubtap · Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 10:13 pm Post subject:

Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God is
both male and female."
This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses him so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless,
"Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this Little Johnny?s face lights up with understanding and he
triumphantly asks, "Mom, is God Michael Jackson?"

ekrubtap · Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2004 10:32 pm Post subject:

And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?"

And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master,
thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation
of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute,
divine, sacerdotal monarch."

And Jesus said, "What?"


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