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Blast · Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2004 11:01 pm Post subject:

You will find plenty of humor down in the Tavern

Theres a sing a-long going as well

lilliebet65 · Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 6:04 am Post subject:

It's in the Tavern behind the blue bols

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 4:38 pm Post subject:

Good job I did not start this topic off cos if I'd have got that 1st reply the torrent of abuse would have been such that you would have banned me.(know where Im coming from Pheonix) (Jammins doing the same thing).
The guy just wanted to sit and admire all the hard workers and ended up getting shot by the last sentence.
When the list is published we will know who not to cross swords with, as we do appreciate the free time given by the staff.

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 4:47 pm Post subject:

Had too much to drink & can't find my way back to the tavern, where is it?

lilliebet65 · Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 4:48 pm Post subject:

Cobblers, don't take us all too seriously. Tis only a bit of the blarney (We can all trace our ancestry back to the Emerald Isle no matter where we are now).

Anyone whose uname is COBBLERS2U has to confess to a slightly cynical view on life I think you'll agree

The Tavern is open 24/7 and you're very welcome, in fact I believe it's your round. I'm always keen to recruit the British contingent because we're so outnumbered around these parts.

And while we're at it ....... given the extreme weather .... I've got this pair of boots ........

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 4:51 pm Post subject:

Found the tavern, down in the basement, didn't think it was that far down.

Blast · Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 5:00 pm Post subject:

Hey COBBLERS2U, As it was I who made the first post, I should let you know that Jamming and I kissed and made up. (the kiss was ok except Jamming used his tongue)

So as you can see we are a bunch of happy campers here. We get a bit snarky before dinner but theres plenty of laughs in amongst the security issues that these guys sort out for so many people.

They stuck the tavern down low so its not so far to fall when you leave

cheers...........

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 5:13 pm Post subject:

The name's taken from the title of an advice column I write for a weekly Footwear trade magazine.
Didnt seem like friendly banter to me, but I'm not aware that these 2 are great busom buddies. Perhaps I'll learn who's friend and who's foe as I get more used to the site. If I havn't been banned by then!
In the meantime its back to the tavern to order drinks if theyre still open.
I know you are not a fan of guiness so will a larger sufice

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 5:24 pm Post subject:

I "COBBLERS2U" hereby and therein after, do solemly swear on the good book Lagavulin, to let all the sarky comments go over my head and not to take offence at anything published for I know not what they doeth or meaneth (some form of Satanic ritual I do believe where people flog one another for pleasure).(is it a variation of verbal bondage)

Blast · Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 5:48 pm Post subject:

Brave move there COBBLERS2U, making an oath like that. If the boot had been on the other foot (get it Boot.. cobblers) I think that I would have reacted the same

As for a drink, I will join you for sure, just as soon as I get my sole baptised afterall, thats the sole reason... oh never mind, enough of the foot jokes.

They say a closed mouth gathers no feet.

Golly I nearly tripped up and put my foot in it. I guess I should Toe the line or someones back might get ARCHED, coming thick and fast now, better go....

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:02 pm Post subject:

I lke it! Like the quote about the closed mouth. I'll use that in my weekly sermon to my followers. As for the babtism of your sole, I can arrange that for you as I am authorised by the Church of Universal Ministries At Milford Illinois to carry out religious cermonies (well isn't everyone).
Got the certificate on my wall above my computer with my whiskies, only cost 5 dollars (the certificate, not the whiskies). It goes a long way when you are complaining about shoddy goods if you put your name down as The Reverend. No one messes with them guys.

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:07 pm Post subject:

Got to go, my wife has just told me to foot off to bed, or I think thats wot she said cos the noise from the coputer cooling fans keepin her awake.

Blast · Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:08 pm Post subject:

HALLELUIAH reverend, enjoy the night

Ikeb · Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:33 pm Post subject:

Too much!!

phoenix22 · Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:46 pm Post subject:


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