HELLO, IM A NEWBIE

Blast · Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 8:17 pm Post subject:

Hey beth (if you ever come back in here again)

Lilliebet wants to sing a song....
Its going to be a song
about a time she had
not so long ago

It'll make you feel all gooey
like loves a dream
and it isn't really true

But she'll sing it with great passion
I've heard shes great at that
and when she gone and finished

We can all get back to drinking and I heard that a new chef is starting here so we can have a feed as well

k027 · Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 8:52 pm Post subject:

Blast · Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 9:09 pm Post subject:

Moon River
Wider than a mile
I'm crossing you in style
sometime next week..........

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 5:02 pm Post subject:

Blast · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 5:05 pm Post subject:

Lets drink, drink, drink,
to lillie the pink, pink, pink,...

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 5:11 pm Post subject:

Wow you do surprise me blast. did not think you would have known that song from lilliebets part of the world.

The saviour of the human ra-hahace
Now she invented medicinal compounds

lilliebet65 · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 5:14 pm Post subject:

...... most efficacious in every way .......

lilliebet65 · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 5:16 pm Post subject:

Mr. Frears
had sticky-out ears
and it made him awful shy
and so they gave him medicinal compound
and now he's learning how to fly.

Brother Tony
Was notably bony
He would never eat his meals
And so they gave him medicinal compound
Now they move him round on wheels.

We'll drink a drink a drink
To Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink
The saviour of the human race
For she invented medicinal compound
Most efficacious in every case.

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 5:26 pm Post subject:

That songs been out for many a long year but thats the 1st time ive heard all the words so clearly.

A lovely rendition, promotion to the Moron Tabernacle Chior.
Now lets sing something for the Aussies,

Sweet little Shelagh
Youll know her when you see her
Blue eyes and a pony tail

lilliebet65 · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 5:30 pm Post subject:

Cheeks are rosie
She looks a little nosey
Man, this little girl is mine

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 5:37 pm Post subject:

Me and Shelagh go for a ride
Oh oh oh -ho feel funny inside

Know it was by Tommy Roe but forgot the rest!

lilliebet65 · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 5:46 pm Post subject:

When little Sheila
Whispers in my ear
Oh oh oh I love you Sheila dear

Sheila says she loves me
She says never leaves me
True love will never die
We're so doggone happy
Just me and Sheila together
Man, this little girl is fine

Never knew a girl
Like little Sheila
Her name drives me insane
Sweet little girl
That's my little Sheila
Man, this little girl is fine

Me and Sheila go for ever
Oh oh I'm feeling funny inside
When little Sheila
Whispers in my ear
Oh oh oh I love you, Sheila dear

She says she loves me
She says never leaves me
True love will never die
We're so doggone happy
Just me and Sheila together
Man, this little girl is fine
Oh this little girl is fine
Oh this little girl is fine

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 6:17 pm Post subject:

Your'e cheating,
youv'e got a song book,
Too word perfect!
Or yerv dun alorra singin!

Enjoyed singing to that one.

And as life travels on
And things do go wrong
Just follow steps 1.2 & 3

Been a nice night tonight good beer, good songs and good company
Y'all come back now!
Show me the way t go home im tired an a wanna go to bed,
I had a little drink about an hour ago an its gone right to my head.
No matter where I roam , o'r land or sea or..........
You will allways hear me singin this song, show me the way to go home.

Nite.

lilliebet65 · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 6:20 pm Post subject:

Course I cheat, gotta keep up with you guys somehow

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2004 6:36 pm Post subject:

Words of male wisdom,
Never try to keep up with guys, theyr'e always 1 jump ahead

You would like it where i'm going in the morning.
Down to the Gym surrounded by 10-15 burly rugger players from Sale Sharks. They do nothin for me but they dont 1/2 make yer feel inferior and insignificant when yer in the middle of em. Loads of heaving muscley thighs and thems just mine, ha-ha Get me out of here.


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