We're all spending too much time here

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 7:20 pm Post subject:

Awesome that one,
Are you sure the one in the dress not you.

Almost wet meself with that one

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 7:25 pm Post subject:

Bed time folks,
Thanks for a lovely evening,
May the lord be with you.
Or whoever you would wish in his place.
I will leave you with this thought.

Who came first, the Shepherd or the Sheep

lilliebet65 · Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 7:33 pm Post subject:

My money's on the Kiwi

Night Cobblers, sweet dreams

harleywhite · Sergeant Joined: Feb 05, 2004 Posts: 116 Location: USA

Blast · Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 7:44 pm Post subject:

See ya cobblers

Been a good night, hope to have another with you next time
Good drinks, great humor, great friendships!!!!
What else could anyone want....

no we aren't going there..... we aren't..... NO!!!!

Blast · Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 7:50 pm Post subject:

My Godfather, its harleywhite, how is it hanging?

We were just leaving. Theres been quite a bit of banter over at the ten green bottles thread. If you want a laugh, follow the last few pages over there as well

Been a bit of alcohol drunk as well.
Psssst... don't forget to wish lilliebet a happy valentines day!!!!

harleywhite · Sergeant Joined: Feb 05, 2004 Posts: 116 Location: USA

done and done...have a good one

lilliebet65 · Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 7:59 pm Post subject:

Hey harleywhite, take no notice of the party pooper - he's got a lunch thing. He'll be back

harleywhite · Sergeant Joined: Feb 05, 2004 Posts: 116 Location: USA

A lunch thing huh? We call that a "nooner" here.

and all may call me harley...it's easier

lilliebet65 · Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 8:47 pm Post subject:

Hey harley,

don't think we'll ever get over the language barrier. Too many English speaking nations and not enough English in here!

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 5:21 pm Post subject:

When you get in tonight Blast there is a large one behind the bar for you.
Well, any one whose home nation makes the superb gesture of letting the South Africans win by 5 wickets deserves a large one.

There were 5 white wickets standing on the pitch,
5 white wickets standing on the pitch,
And if one white wicket should accidently fall,
There'll be 4 white wickets standing on the pitch,
4 white wickets

Am I in the wrong thread,
Oh yes, its over to ten green bottles then, seeze yer later tater.

Blast · Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 5:33 pm Post subject:

Good on ya cobblers,
Found the large one and what a terrible thing to do... remind me of the cricket.

The kiwis just fell apart (as they nornally do) oh well with this large one here, I can drown (my sorrows, that is)

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 6:11 pm Post subject:

I'LL join yer as I dont think we will be doing much better, then i'm of to the bedroom, Its hankey pankey night tonight.

Talking of Buddy Holly & the Cricket (s)

All my love
All my kissin
EWE dont know what youv'e bin missin
Oh boy
When EWE'R with me
Oh boy

Now to the Satin sheets.

Slipping & a Sliding
"Come" lets tie a knot (dont know the rest of the words "Brenda Lee"bet Lilliebet does)

Blast · Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 6:27 pm Post subject:

Have you seen the DVD "Robin Williams Live on Broardway"??

He does a great impersonation of what its like (from a womans perspective) when she has his head between her thighs...

Very very funny, I can tell you. You think you look stupid standing up well think about that then

harleywhite · Sergeant Joined: Feb 05, 2004 Posts: 116 Location: USA

A man was walking along a beach. He catches his toe on something in the

sand and falls down. Cursing, he looks to see what it was that he tripped

over. He sees that it's an old oil lamp. He considers it for a bit then

says, "what the hell" and starts rubbing it. Sure enough, a genie pops out.

He says, "save your speech man. You owe me three wishes". The genie

agrees. The first wish is for a mountain of money...poof!!!..he's now

sitting on a mountain of money. His second wish is for the biggest house

in the world...poof!!..He is now sitting in a mansion the size of a small

city, with all that money. He says, "now, I want to be screwed. I want to

more screwed than anyone has ever been screwed!" The genie

says, "close your eyes." The man does and feels suddenly soaking wet.

He opens his eyes and sees that he is in a pond, with sharks all around

him. He say "wait a minute man!" the genie says, "what? You looked

screwed to me."


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