We're all spending too much time here

eatmoredirt · Lieutenant Joined: Jan 06, 2004 Posts: 208 Location: USA

Dude, you know Robin Williams.

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2004 2:20 pm Post subject:

No sunshine,
I wish I did, I wish I could get him to come into the Tavern.
I think the whole Tavern would be on the floor in histerics.Bloody brilliant that bloke. Many is the time a warm gushing sensation has (well no more about that)

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2004 2:23 pm Post subject:

Thought yer were on about the singist? got my IEs mixed up with my INs
what a plonker

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2004 2:35 pm Post subject:

Just heard on the NEWS that the Great Barrier Reef is in danger of extiction due to global warming, apparently the temperature amongst the Reef is rising along with the Pollution

The answer is quite simple.
Next time you go down to the Beach for a Barbie with your mates BLAST, DON'T WEE IN THE SEA.

Blast · Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2004 2:45 pm Post subject:

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2004 3:01 pm Post subject:

Nah, yer wouldn't want anythin that skinny, puts a whole new meaning to the term "skinny dipping".

Yer'd break her in two man, and those thigh bones would dig in yer shoulders.
Mind you I have loads of technicians who would love to sew her back up.
Dont know what they would leave inside though

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2004 5:19 pm Post subject:

He does not know what good food is, he is so used to burnt offerings off the BarBQ that he's lost his taste buds. (all those burnt lamb chops)
(oops shouldn't talk about his girlie friend like that).
Regular Friday lunchtime snack are Pickled Herrings with a plate Salad, loverly juberly.

eatmoredirt · Lieutenant Joined: Jan 06, 2004 Posts: 208 Location: USA

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 10:55 am Post subject:

I think Blast uses Pickled Herrings for beauty therapy in a similiar way you ladies use Cucumber slices on the Eyes.

Got a new song that is just down Blast's Alley!

"Come on BARBIE" let's go party
I'm a party girl
In a party wor-orld

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2004 2:53 pm Post subject:

Blast · Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 8:08 am Post subject:

You guys are either very ill or in need of therapy

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 1:44 pm Post subject:

Yeh Blast we are in need of therapy,
Retail Therapy,
Musical Therapy,
Comedy Therapy,
Alcohol consumption Therapy.

Saw a man on the TV walking down the road in Melbourne with 2 Sheep under his arms!
Was he the local Pimp?

Blast · Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 11:04 pm Post subject:

Doen't sound like the local pimp, down here, the pimps have a couple of dogs to control their ladies, you might be thinking Welsh,
apparently, they only have two because they don't mind shearing (sharing)

COBBLERS2U · Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 2:38 pm Post subject:

Just seen the perfect woman that all men dream about!

She's 3 feet tall.
No Teeth.
A flat Head to rest yer pint on


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