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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is this the same "banker" that rhymes with masterbation?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

An insurance agent is someone who rents you an umbrella only if you live in a desert and refuses to rent it to you ever again if you get it wet.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2004 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

By the way,

I read an interesting article about cork and the effect screw tops are having on the survival of the lynx which lives and basically survives by the very existance of the cork tree. The cork trees are up to 400 years old and the cork is harvested every nine years or so as it takes that long for the cork to regenerate.

Now as the use of screw caps expands (and plastic corks as well) so does the requirement of real cork decline which also jepodises the survival of the lynx who depend on the habitat the trees provide.

So I have changed my mind.... long live the cork!!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2004 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You won't say that when you're being chased by a lynx. lol
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2004 7:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

are you chasing me???
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2004 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I said lynx not minx icon_lol.gif
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