A strange empty silence .....

Guest · Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2003 7:32 pm Post subject:

Can anybody explain why the nature of things is such that when men get drunk they... ummm, soften...

But when women get drunk... whoa!

Is there some deep psychological/anthropological explanation to this, because I figure things would just be real nice if for once the sexes could get on the same wave length...

lilliebet65 · Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2003 10:12 am Post subject:

What do you mean by "when women get drunk .. whoa!" ? Are we just saying that our natural inhibitions are surpressed by alcohol?

I'm not a died in the wool feminist or a man-hater but there is one thing I think very unfair about the male/female divide. That's the fact that men expect women to behave in a certain way. You seem to like uninhibited women who like to let loose and have a good time but only in certain circumstances. You wouldn't want your wives/girlfriends/mothers etc. to behave that way. And it's not just men who are guilty of this kind of judgement passing, we do it to each other too. You're right, if we could all be on the same wave-length, life would be a lot more fun.

Hey Blast, see that? I had a serious thought enter my head ..... don't panic ...... it's gone now ........ whose round is it?

claire · Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2003 10:35 am Post subject:

It sure is an accurate post Lilliebet

Would you care for a drink

lilliebet65 · Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2003 11:13 am Post subject:

Your good health Claire

I've spent days trying to solve a USB problem and right now I could drink myself into a coma just to escape it but I'll keep a clear head (until later at least)

In the meantime how about you and I discuss cars, football and big-breasted women, fart, belch and write our names in the snow. Then maybe these blokes will know we're on their wavelength

k027 · Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2003 1:25 pm Post subject:

Gosh lilliebet65, it seems like you are upset about something - its almost as if your significant male "other" had given you a power drill for Christmas instead of the diamond necklace you coveted.

All men are not pigs. Most of us are not interested only in ....well you know. The thing that most men desire above all else is to place their wife/girlfriend on a pedestal and cater to their every whim (flowers, candy, back massage, etc).

As for being on the same wavelength, I'm not sure that I'd want my wife/girlfriend to fart and belch, although, given the geometry of the female anatomy, I'd pay $10.00 (US) to see a woman write her name in the snow (no hands of course).

As for the other wavelength items, will Michael Schumacher repeat in 2004? How 'bout them Steelers? Besides her magnificent voice, what two attributes make Dolly Parton such a talented entertainer?

lilliebet65 · Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2003 2:52 pm Post subject:

Blast · Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 5:23 pm Post subject:

Well, I go away for a week and look whaty happens....

lilliebet gets all righteous and starts preaching (scary thought)

Hey lilliebet,
Come to my pub and I can assure you will be treated just like "one of the lads" and then I'll take you home and.... ohhhh, its gone soft

phoenix22 · Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 5:30 pm Post subject:

hmmmm....wonder what kind of drill she got??

phoenix22 · Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 5:36 pm Post subject:

Blast · Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 5:53 pm Post subject:

lilliebet65 · Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 7:30 pm Post subject:

Oh I give in!

I wasn't preachin I was gettin on my high horse - there's a difference and yeeesss it's a girl thing.

I'm outnumbered here - where's Claire when I need her?

Blast · Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 7:46 pm Post subject:

I once saw a girl on a high horse... put a lady in stirrups and don't they ride well.

lilliebet65 · Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 7:49 pm Post subject:

There is absolutely nothing I can say to that!

Mariner · Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 7:57 pm Post subject:

MUYV Call 22. Always said they sounded underpowered, unlike that which your'e drinking. MUYV clear.

Blast · Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 8:06 pm Post subject:

Now Mariner,

I can definitely tell you have had too much to drink!!!!!


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