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lilliebet65
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A bit morbid I know but I discovered these today and they made me laugh.
Put your hands on my shoulders and don't struggle - WS Gilbert (English Lyricist) 
That picture is crooked - Jesse James (US Train Robber)
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..... - John Sedgewick (US General)
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Acheton
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| "Either this wallpaper goes or I do" Oscar Wilde |
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claire
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For french speaking members
an unknown belgian:"mort contre son goût"
(an unknown belgian"Dead against his will") |
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CoolBeans2665
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I like the Rednecks famous last words:
"Watch me do this..."
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Blast
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Hugh Hefner....
"You can lead a horse to water but you can't lead a whore to culture"
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lilliebet65
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You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead
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k027
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"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think." - Dorothy Parker  |
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k027
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| "You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Dorothy Parker |
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k027
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