Mariners New Medal

Blast · Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 5:14 pm Post subject: Mariners New Medal

Hey has everyone seen Mariners new Premium Medal????

After all the hard time I gave him I feel I should publically acknowledge it and, I must say there Mariner, it makes your chest stand out oh so much!!!!

Mariner · Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 8:48 am Post subject:

Twas bestowed upon me, it was. Can't stand up straight, listing to port....transferring ballast as we speak........ possible that l may be going round in circles for some considerable time.

I gotta new neighbour, she sticks out.....V,V, nice.....did l say she was nice, no?....well, l gotta new neighbour and she is......

Blast · Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 3:28 pm Post subject:

You lucky lucky man!!! A new Medal AND a New Neighbour

Hey everyone.... Mariners got A new Medal AND a New Neighbour and from all accounts she is very very nice

Mariner · Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 5:53 pm Post subject:

Got windows to clean now, he he.

Blast · Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 6:02 pm Post subject:

Just be careful you don't wash that glass right away with all that rubbing they are gonna get

Good luck!!!!

Mariner · Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 6:08 pm Post subject:

Need more than luck, methinks. Only man entering her place is her father, the rest are all women.......not making any judgement but, can't help wondering......anyway, desk right by window, glass needs a clean now and again.

Blast · Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 6:31 pm Post subject:

Mariner, just go down there and introduce yourself. Take over some baking. Anything but just get your ass over there (father or no father)

Mariner · Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 8:53 pm Post subject:

Well, do have a good excuse. She put a letter through my box couple of days ago asking me to call on her if her security lights bothered me.

One of em just happeens to shine right in on my desk. Trigger set too light, anything and everything sets it off.

As for the baking, well, hell no, she oughta be bringing me some home baked whatever.

Anyway, i'm saving myself.....Get used to independent living....not something to give up without a great deal of thought.....i'm still thinking and will be for some considerable time.......

Blast · Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 9:12 pm Post subject:

Hey that doesn't stop the visits next door for a polite cuppa and a quiet perve. Yes please two lumps would be great... mmmmm nice buns you have made... I thought I could smell baking.... now those security lights... can I help you with them.... I'll hold the ladder.... oh, you're wearing a dress.... don't worry, I promise not to look up......

Mariner · Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 11:11 pm Post subject:

Don't do polite cuppa's any more....do mugs, large ones at that. Do very much enjoy watching good looking women.....that's as far as it goes.....negotiating a minefield is a walk in the park compared to attempting to fathom the workings a woman's mind.

Besides, they don't play fair, using all those subtle and, it must be said, devious means of luring us mere males. Setting a trap is one thing, you want to get caught in one?

Heard a joke a couple of days ago. Man wants to buy his wife an expensive gift. Asks her what she'd like. Offers a $5000 watch, she turns it down. Offers her a beautiful $15,000 necklace she'd said she liked. Turned that down too. Fella then offers to but her the Ferrari she's always wanted. Turns that down. He, in desperation, offers her anything she wants. She tells him she wants a divorce. Heck, says he, hadn't planned on spending that much.

Many a truth is spoken in jest, an ain't that the truth!

Blast · Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 11:59 pm Post subject:

Good story, as you said, many a truth spoke in jest....

You actually said another one as well...
"Setting a trap is one thing, you want to get caught in one? "

The one I heard was... There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself


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