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harleywhite
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I'll have a pint o stella artois and the next round is on me
cheers to ya
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COBBLERS2U
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I will have a Guinness Barleywhite, if you dont mind old chap, please.
Had a rather unfortunate experience today. Came back from a shopping trip with my wife, now usually I go in casual gear but today I donned the full posing regalia as it is our wedding anniversary(ccol dude in black, or so I thought). Got back home and went to check if we had any paint to re-do the Bathroom ceiling. Well, the 5 litre tub is sitting on the top shelf in the Garage so I tried to get it down without the step ladder. Do you know what happens when a full tub of paint hits the ground at the speed of Mach 2 (I do, it turns Black to white Head to Toe) will not repeat the words uttered by she who knows better!!!.
One thing I did find out though, it does what it says on the tub "One Coat Covers All"
I'm now sitting with my tail between my legs while my ears go numb with the verbal onslought of "you should have known better" "have you no common sence""whatever were you thinking of" "did it not enter your head to change you"(i didn't think dear)"that's your trouble you never do".
Does she not hink that I feel lousy enough already as I had already started the day off disasterously by forgetting a "card".
Where's that drink, I need it, better make sure they serve it in a spill proof glass.  |
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ekrubtap
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I once painted the cat green.
"But I was older then, I'm younger than that now."
One Moosehead and a shot o" takillya please, barkeep.
And one for yourself..... |
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izzi
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Not one to 'gloss' over the experience but presumably the ceiling lives to peel another day?  |
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harleywhite
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WOW! cobblers, I'd like to say that similar has ahppened to me, but no such luck.
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wandrinstar
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A pint of "cold flow" Guinness please, and whatever ya's are drinkin' yerselves. Not a bad day outside. 
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cavalier
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| Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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what a beautiful avatar wanderinstar, even better than the Tucan.
you dont get a label like that classic one on cold flow, do you?
Looks like a museum piece to me. (a bit like me) |
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wandrinstar
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Thanks cavalier, "cold flow" is on tap. That is a bottle label and hopefully
here is a better shot of it. Not completely square but you can see the idea.
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cavalier
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| Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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I knew that label was a museum piece, look at the date man 1759.
dont drink it whatever you do, it might be orf.
Think not what you can do for your country, but what your country can do for you. J.F.K |
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wandrinstar
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| Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 6:18 pm Post subject: |
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 cavalier you just learn to keep the label turned away from you.
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cavalier
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| Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:42 am Post subject: |
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| wandrinstar wrote: |
| cavalier you just learn to keep the label turned away from you. |
The Label is the taste,
Put the same liquid into 2 bottles and label them 1.Guinness 2. Cork Bog Stout. and you will identify No 1 as the better drink.
It's all sy-koll-ergee.
To be sure that your bottles are contamination free, may I suggest that you send them to me for testing.
I also provide a "Free" Whisky tasting service.
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wandrinstar
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Good one cavalier, it's a job I really enjoy doin' myself, but at busy times like Christmas it gets on top of me a bit and I sure would appreciate a helping hand then, I'll send you an application form.
I'll have to learn a wee bit more about this "sy-koll-ergee" bit. 
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cavalier
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| Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2004 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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| wandrinstar wrote: |
| Good one cavalier, I'll have to learn a wee bit more about this "sy-koll-ergee" bit. |
Very cost effective,
fill a best quality empty malt whisky bottle up with cheap supermarket malt. Give this to those who normally drink mixed grain whisky, they will comment on how good it is.
Save the best stuff for those who appreciate it.
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radio_pcps
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| Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 9:34 pm Post subject: |
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The Tavern does have a "radio"
and it's usually playing some funk
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cavalier
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| Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 1:34 am Post subject: |
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The Tavern does have a "radio"
and it's usually playing some funk |
Good link, like the car, nice glowflake Red?
Good for cruising the taverns in the summer.
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