PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE,JUST TRY IT SMARTY!!!

TMOV

THIS IS A TEST OF THE AUTONOMIC NERVOUS SYSTEM.
THIS IS ONLY A TEST HAD THERE BEEN AN ACTUAL EMERGENCY YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN GIVEN SPECIFIC INSTRUCTIONS TO FOLLOW.

DO NOT DO THIS WITH WITNESSES IN THE SAME ROOM WITH YOU!!

WHILE SITTING AT YOUR DESK

RAISE YOUR RIGHT FOOT OFF THE FLOOR

AND MAKE CLOCKWISE CIRCLES WITH YOUR RIGHT FOOT.

NOW WHILE DOING THIS

USE YOUR RIGHT HAND

AND DRAW THE NUMBER SIX IN THE AIR

YOU ARE A WINNER IF YOU CAN KEEP YOUR

RIGHT FOOT FROM CHANGING DIRECTIONS.

lilliebet65 · Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 8:30 am Post subject:

Nice one TMOV, my whole office are sitting drawing sixes in the air, you should see 'em.

TMOV · Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 9:02 am Post subject:

TMOV

in order to keep your right foot from changing directions you must use the proper technique.

NOW GO TO THE TAVERN AND LOOK FOR THE NEW POST"I'M MAKING GOOD ON MY PROMISE"

and yes there is a proper technique.

please post here your techniques that you have tried

i promise that i'll disclose the way to do it.

tmov

TMOV · Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2004 8:36 am Post subject: I'M MAKING GOOD ON MY PROMISE!!!

NOW VERY CAREFULLY TAKE A SEAT.

LIFT YOUR RIGHT FOOT OFF THE GROUND AND BEGIN TO MAKE CLOCKWISE CIRCLES WITH YOUR RIGHT FOOT.

NOW WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND UP IN THE AIR MAKE THE ARABIC NUMERAL "6" WITH YOUR RIGHT INDEX FINGER.

IF YOU CAN MAKE A "6" WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND AND NOT HAVE YOUR
RIGHT FOOT CHANGE DIRECTIONS THEN YOU ARE A WINNER.

TODAY I MAKE YOU A WINNER!!!!

IF YOU USE EXTREMITIES ON THE SAME SIDE OF THE HUMAN BODY THEN YOU ARE USING THE SAME HEMISPHERE OF THE BRAIN.

THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE HUMAN BODY IS CONTROLLED BY THE LEFT HEMISPHERE.

SO EVERYTHING CONTROLLED BY THE LEFT HEMISPHERE MUST GO IN THE SAME DIRECTION OR YOU WILL BE FALLING ALL OVER YOURSELF.

HOW DO YOU DO THIS AND WIN?

WHEN YOU ARE MAKING CLOCKWISE CIRCLES WITH YOUR RIGHT FOOT WHILE YOU ARE SEATED;

THEN MAKE AN ARABIC NUMERAL SIX BUT NOT IN THE USUAL FASHION OF STARTING AT THE TOP AND SWEEPING DOWN AND TO THE LEFT AND THEN UP AND TO THE RIGHT AND THEN DOWN AND TO THE LEFT TO CLOSE THE "SIX"

YOU START MAKING THE "SIX" BY BEGINNING AT THE POINT THAT YOU USUALLY FINISH.

WHEN YOUR HAND IS MOVING IN CONCERT WITH YOUR FOOT
THE FOOT WILL NOT CHANGE DIRECTION.

GOAL!!!! GOAL!!!!! GOAL!!!!!

WINNER!!!

TMOV

TMOV · Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2004 9:42 am Post subject: SIXES

esacnitsuj · Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2004 10:09 am Post subject:

TMOV,

Where do you get these? My mom almost had me commited

She has the keys to my place & she walks in and I'm trying to
turn my right foot clockwise & draw a number six in the air.

It's true, my foot did start going in the other direction no
matter how many times I tried it.

Mom had thought I'd gone off my rocker, which isn't far
from the truth

Regards,
esacnitsuj

TMOV · Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2004 10:37 am Post subject:

esacnitsuj · Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2004 11:09 am Post subject:

Well well

It worked and now you've made both
Mom & I very happy

You'd never think of drawing the
six backwards.

Thanks TMOV

esacnitsuj

TMOV · Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2004 11:25 am Post subject:

JIC,
NO ONE GAVE ME THE ANSWER.
I WAS SITTING HERE AND THE THOUGHT HIT ME ABOUT ROTATING IN THE SAME DIRECTION AND I TRIED IT AND WAS SURPRISED BY MY DISCOVERY.
WONDERFUL LITTLE THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU USE A LITTLE ABSTRACT CONCEPTUALIZATION.
PURELY AN ACCIDENTAL DISCOVERY OF THE SOLUTION.
NOW I HAVE TO SEND EMAILS TO ALL MY FRIENDS THAT ARE DRAWING CIRCLES WITH THEIR FEET AND TRYING TO MAKE SIXES WITHOUT THEIR FEET CHANGING DIRECTIONS.
THIS TEST CAME FROM JOE DIAZ DOWN IN THE REPUBLIC OF PANAMA WHERE I WAS BORN.
I ONLY GOT IT ABOUT A WEEK AGO.
SO WHEN YOU ASKED WHERE I GOT THIS STUFF I'M NOT EVEN AWARE OF WHERE JOEY GOT IT.
TMOV

OldGuy · Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 1:01 pm Post subject:

Hoist several beers with the left hand while performing the test ?

Blast · Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 5:42 pm Post subject:

A far easier way would be to NOT take the test

TMOV · Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 6:06 pm Post subject:

Blast · Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 6:11 pm Post subject:

Ah TMOV, what a terrible thing to think, after all, I have been giving you hours of entertainment (much of it at my own expense)

TMOV · Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 6:31 pm Post subject:

how's your confinement going?
are you doing better?the anglican bishop says that the ranch manager had one of the young lambs killed, cut and wrapped for him while he was there checking on your property and they did such a nice job of that roasted leg of lamb that they served him when he visited there.
the ranch manager said that he keeps a few of the lambs ready to go to market and that the one that he killed for the bishop was being finished on grain so that it would taste better than the ones that are only eating what they can find in the pasture.
he particularly was impressed by the way that your chef prepared the potatoes and carrots that were roasted with the lamb.
he remarked that the big surprise was the yorkshire pudding that the chef made with the succulent fat that was rendered from the tasty young lamb.


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